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Dear Miriam and Gloria. This post is especially for you, on your special day… cos you’re very…. special. We both love you both… um, yes.

So allow me to post a few things we’ve all learned from mommy.

* Always change your underwear; you never know when you’ll have an accident.

* Don’t make that face or it’ll freeze in that position.

* Be careful or you’ll put your eye out.

* What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

* Close that door! Were you born in a barn?

* If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.

* Don’t put that in your mouth; you don’t know where it’s been!

And now for an inspirational Mothers Day Poem… that I got from Adam Sandler, in Mr. Deeds.

Mom, you are the one
who brought me to planet Earth

“You are the one who suffered
through my 5 hour birth

“You’re the one who made lemonade for me
after I’d come back from play

“I love you, Mom,
so have a wicked nice Mother’s Day